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  • If your second fridgerator is on your front porch. Mine has all the beer and venison in it.. LOL!.
    I live in Arkansas. GO HAWGS!!!!!!!!!!

    . .Poll: Vanilla pudding or Chocholate?



  • you love yuuuurrr chevy pick up and you took the muffler off of it just so it will sound "cooler"


    oh yea, and if you watch nascar.


  • if yourMomma taught you how to flip a cigarette.


  • http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html


  • This ones kind of lame, but I heard it on the radio the other day. He said "You might be a redneck if you spell out NASCAR with your childrens initials."

    Tennessee, go Titans!




    Chocolate.


  • you enjoy Jeff Foxworthy and the rest of the Blue Coller hicks.

    Vanilla pudding.


  • your mama knows how to make cotton candy


  • you buy your clothes at the county fair


  • if you've had two wives and they are both your sisters, lol!!!

    chocolate


  • You like American Idiot

    Chocolate pudding


  • you support John McCain


  • your cousin, your aunt, your mother in law, and your 3rd cousin are all the same person :)

    Tennessee, Go VOLS!
    :)


    Vanilla


  • someone tried to strangle you?


  • u say git er' done
    both


  • you got o the local gas station for lunch everyday.


  • if ur married 2 ur bro or sis


  • ...if sheep run away from you in terror


    chocolate


  • You identify deeply with Larry, the Cable Guy.
    You watch CMT like old people watch CBS.


  • dang some of these answers is kinda offense towards southerns jk
    {which i am} ill answer it anyways lol if u cant get the word aint out of ur system lol and.. both!!

    GO GEORGIA BULLDOGS!!!!


  • Use a cooler for a table

    Chocolate pudding!


  • you sister administered your brothers circumcision...


    by gettin kicked in the jaw.


  • if your truck is camo and has deer horns mounted on the front... I have seen this MANY times!

    I live in West Virginia... LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!! Woo hoo!


  • you ride your lawn mower to lowes.
    vanilla pudding


  • your second living room is on your back porch.


  • if you have motor oil up under your toenailsA full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

    An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

    You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

    Your secret family recipe is illegal.

    Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

    Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard


  • If your wife is your cousin

    Chocolate


  • "You might be a red neck if you're not voting for Obama"


    Chocolate


  • you Tivo NASCAR races

    or .... you are very close to certain female family members


  • chocolate!


  • if you put barbeque sauce on your toothbrushi
    if you have bacon flavored toothpicks
    you own an rv


  • You talk like a f***** hillbilly!


    Chocolaaate!







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