OMG well I really want a dog but my parents won't let me get one. I really don't see what their problem is. I mean, I'm not responsible, I'm forgetful, I get bored of things quickly, I'm lazy, I rush into things, and I know nothing about dogs.
But I really want one. But it has to be, like, micro-mini-teacup-size, and of course it can't shed, and it has to be free, and preferably an AKC registered, unhealthy, cross-bred runt.
How do I convince my parents to let me get a dog? I'll die without one. And when I do get one (and I will get one, I always get my way), I'll forget to feed it, and I'll get bored of it once the novelty wears off, and I won't train it at all and I expect it to be perfectly behaved from the start.
Don't I sound like the perfect owner?
So, how do I convince my parents to buy me a puppy? And what breed should I get?
Thanks!
[ : ) ]personally i would suggest a leg less lizard or something like that u can find them in the ground they look like a snake put are just a lizard and are not harmful and very easy to look after just put in a fish tank or something with a lid and add dirt .try starting with some thing small and show u'r mum and dad u can look after a pet and work u'r way up till u get u'r puppy .[u can tell u'r friends it is a snake anyway 2! ]Are those your cat in your pic? If so pretend that one of them is a dog!lyk u shuld ttly get a micro pocket goodlenyorkiwawapoo. i herd they cant shed becuz thats how they was breaded. they can fit in ur purs and u can take them shoping! sometims they poop but its ok for them to eet it so u dont hav to cleen it up. aftr yur dog goese to bleed in the coochie u can bread it wit my teacup chipomaweinieador. we can make lyk 500 a dog. u no how much dat wuld be then we can by mores ^___^_^! eeee
UMMMM anyways... Lack of answers, how awful. I thought it was kind of funny. Defintely not over done, considering I haven't seen anyone post a question about asking the parents for a pup until now. But then again, I'm behind on the good times.how about the breed be...
one that looks like you??... im sure youll find heaps and heaps and heaps that look just like you... especially you know the unhealthy, cross-bred runt!!
and yes it has to be a dog just like you?? you get what i mean?? are you feeling me???? like for real??? why dont you make it a female dog?? like a *********... that would sooo suit youuuuuuu ;););) no joke!!
=) hope you and the dog i recommend get along great...!!! you two deserve eachother... honestly!! bestest wishes...Isn't the answer obvious... if you want a pet, show your parents that you can be a responsible person. How can they trust you to take care of a pet if you get bored of stuff easily and don't even take care of your items. Plus maybe they don't want to care for a dog right now... so if u want a dog i suggest you get your responsibilities straightened out.I don't think you are mature enough for a dog,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHa. I'm waiting for the reporting fairies. I've been violated so many times today it's rediculous.*Yawn* This is getting so old.
This "joke" as been done to death! Just not funny anymore.Try a beanie-baby doggie, sounds like it fits you perfectly!well do your research and don't pester your parent sand come to a sort of agreement but be wardened were will your dog go if you go away#If you have any other info about this subject , Please add it free.# |
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